Facts Of Life That TV Teaches Us...

Facts Of Life That TV Teaches Us...
1)?Good guys are always outnumbered
2)?Good guys always win and get the girl
3)?If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall
4)?You car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer
5)?Crazed maniacs and private investigators don't ever go home.
6)?Good guys always shoot better than bad guys
7)?Ugly people are always bad guys
8)?Police cars are made to roll easily
9)?Good guys are always good looking
10) Sex, murder, and mayhem is a way of life
11) Good guys are the only ones that have a sense of humour
12) Cars will explode in all accidents no matter how slight
13) If you jump hundreds of feet into water it will always be deep enough
14) The head bad guy is always smart. The guys working for him are always stupid
15) Haunted houses are never locked
16) Women will faint at crucial times
17) Good guys will always get shot in the arm or leg
18) All chinese people will know karate
19) Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music
20) Rich people don't have to lock their cars or spit out when they clean their teeth
21) Teenagers are always smarter than their parents
22) There are no ugly women, only ugly men
23) Thunderstorms spontaneously create murders
24) Computers never crash
25) When someone is dead or dying there will be a trickle of blood out of the corner of their mouth
26) Bad guys will make elaborate inventions for killing the good guys, but will leave before finding out if it works
27) Christmas Eve and Halloween night lasts for three or four days
28) As soon as you walk in a living room you need a drink
29) Police never wait for back-up
30) Everyone wins in Las Vegas
31) Nobody on TV has time to watch TV
32) Monsters are best hunted down when everyone spreads out and goes out alone instead of in groups.