I am in a room surrounded with Cliff Richard memorabillia. Within this space lies an amazing collection of DVD's; countless classics that would make anyone content.
In this room, three good friends chat throughout the night. Their topics constantly twist and turn into both genious clarity and absolute absurdity. Three people - Fia the mongoose, BFG the bigfoot guy and Jei the pukeko laugh the dramas of everyday life into the clouds.
BFG says "Dogs droppings. I like to eat eat eat, eeples and banini's; i like to ait ait ait aepls and banaenaes..."
Fia Neveau says "...same things we does every nrigh... ermm... lets conquer the world! no pinky! ahe he he he he he... shay-aar, met a boy, cute as can beee......"
as you can see, our conversations dont always make the best of sense, but we are comfortable with eachother, and our whimsical trips into madness are always met with good humour.
at the moment, these two silly people are making this weird re-indition of the 'Theres a hole in my bucket' song. Only their version includes a hole in a sock-ey, and chocolate cheese thats too chocolate; that cant be eaten cos BFG is diabetic... then it leads to advertising something on a rather dubious trademe website... and now im getting lost.
we often do this kind of thing. I tried to explain to them a theory, which explains a mans need to becoming more understanding of the sacred feminine, but evolution goes too far and creates a man in imitation of woman, which dominates the known world. having no traditional males around anymore, females become extinct, leading to a frog-like evolutionary change to the new-age man that allows him to bear fruit - a man able to bear children.
somehow i dont think my ridiculous theory wont be included in Dan Browns sequel to The Da Vinci Code. By the way, read that book; its the best.
Now they are talking about frog named freddy. they create a sentence about freddy and add another random sentence and making the story twist in random directions. Freddy has now got a porcupine spike stuck in his bottom. Jemima, his friend elephant as big as a house, cant do anything. Freddy is saved by an unusual hairy snake, who then bites him making him explode into a big blog of boogers..
theirs only so much you can take in before you completely lose track of whats going on. thats how it always is. I love these guys.
"It all makes perfect sense really" Fia proclaims. what a crazy world. This is Jei signing out. be sure to dust out those boxer shorts young penguins.
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