Crazy tekken fans know the know ;-p

heh heh, this was just some weird tekken fan email i got from my mate Jin... i guess you gotta be hardout at tekken cos even i dont know what some of these things mean!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE PLAYING TOO MUCH TEKKEN WHEN...




- somebody challenges you to a fist fight and you wiggle your thumbs to warm up


- someone asks what time it is and you answer "8 frames to 3 o'clock..."


- your friends have pet dogs and you have a bear... with pink bracelets


- you sing "put your LK in, put your LK out..."


- you tell someone to "1+2" instead of telling them to "use both hands"


- you find it weird that kangaroos in the zoo aren't wearing boxing gloves


- you always stay away from walls


- someone says "please step aside" and your thumbs instinctively twitch


- you duck when someone hugs you


- your girlfriend asks how your day was and you say "I PULLED OFF A 77-DAMAGE JUGGLE!"


- you got arthritis and play anyway


- you ask for your paycheck to be paid in quarters.


- You think some people look like tekken characters.


- You have the urge to do Heihachi's d4 on people in real life.


- You name your kids after Tekken characters


- you go home and "practice" tekken on your ps2 after spending the whole day playing tekken at the local arcade


- You've wasted an entire bottle of mousse trying to make your hair stand up like Paul's.


- You watch a Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan movie and say "Hey, that guy looks like Law/Lei!"


- You currently own the Tekken movie.


- You tried to find a place that sells those chaps with built-in belts that Hwoarang wears.


- You scream "Dorya!" as you swing in any sport


- You kick school girls on the shin because you think they'll go into phoenix.


- You tell someone to stop by saying "Fuleeeze!"


- You go to the customization screen in the home version of Tekken 5 to see Anna's boobs jiggle.


- You get into a fight, try to do Kuma's Fart of Doom, and kill your social life.


- you're children are twins named Anna and Nina...and they're boys...but you play tekken way too much that you don't care