Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Crazy tekken fans know the know ;-p

heh heh, this was just some weird tekken fan email i got from my mate Jin... i guess you gotta be hardout at tekken cos even i dont know what some of these things mean!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE PLAYING TOO MUCH TEKKEN WHEN...




- somebody challenges you to a fist fight and you wiggle your thumbs to warm up


- someone asks what time it is and you answer "8 frames to 3 o'clock..."


- your friends have pet dogs and you have a bear... with pink bracelets


- you sing "put your LK in, put your LK out..."


- you tell someone to "1+2" instead of telling them to "use both hands"


- you find it weird that kangaroos in the zoo aren't wearing boxing gloves


- you always stay away from walls


- someone says "please step aside" and your thumbs instinctively twitch


- you duck when someone hugs you


- your girlfriend asks how your day was and you say "I PULLED OFF A 77-DAMAGE JUGGLE!"


- you got arthritis and play anyway


- you ask for your paycheck to be paid in quarters.


- You think some people look like tekken characters.


- You have the urge to do Heihachi's d4 on people in real life.


- You name your kids after Tekken characters


- you go home and "practice" tekken on your ps2 after spending the whole day playing tekken at the local arcade


- You've wasted an entire bottle of mousse trying to make your hair stand up like Paul's.


- You watch a Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan movie and say "Hey, that guy looks like Law/Lei!"


- You currently own the Tekken movie.


- You tried to find a place that sells those chaps with built-in belts that Hwoarang wears.


- You scream "Dorya!" as you swing in any sport


- You kick school girls on the shin because you think they'll go into phoenix.


- You tell someone to stop by saying "Fuleeeze!"


- You go to the customization screen in the home version of Tekken 5 to see Anna's boobs jiggle.


- You get into a fight, try to do Kuma's Fart of Doom, and kill your social life.


- you're children are twins named Anna and Nina...and they're boys...but you play tekken way too much that you don't care

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Baka Yaro Topics: The August Children

I now know the reason why so many people had their birthday in august... its soo hilarious

Think about it; if you were born in august, what special event [or festival season] happened roughly nine months before you were born?

On this particular special season or occasion, ask yourself: do couple get a little "romantic" during this time?

And then revise, how long does it usually take for a baby to come out of the womb?

Every 1st of august i look at my wallet in sorrow; because i know that for the next four weeks im going to be broke. everybody has their birthday in august!
"why why why?!?" i would always ask my anorexic wallet.

Now i get it, and now i always giggle whenever i think of my parents, many of my friends parents, and heck probably even your parents ;p

Your dads the man.

Your dad, my dad, Jin's dad, Diablo's dad, S.J's dad, Grampa, cousin Vicsta's dad, and a couple of dads that have kids at my work - they're all the man.

Happy new year everybody - bwa ha ha, ahaaa ha ha... oh, oh, i need a pepsi...

Sunday, July 31, 2005

The Shadow Girl

Shadow Girl, whats on your mind?



This [rather crude poem looking back on it] is about a girl i really liked but didnt do anything about; A sad reminder of my stupidness

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The shadow girl's my holy grail

My whims move to her slightest trail

The hazy dreams of life not pale

Floating from the moon...



Her life it simmers, like the sun

The search for someone of her kind

The corner of my eyes did run

For wanting what is in her mind.



-- But given the chance --



Panic in my heart i feel

The nightmares i could introduce

The fight my good will makes me reel

From the hurt that might produce.



-- The realisation sets in --



Its me who lives a life in fear

Denied the hope that i held dear

The shadow girl does not exist -

The shadow's me; a silent mist.



The sunlight girl's my lowly fail

My whims lost to her fading trail

Confusion made my own betrayal

A dream let go too soon...



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To those who love not and hurt within:

Dont skip your chances, for chance come so few.

Monday, July 18, 2005

I aint no pimp!!

The songs i like playing at the moment include:
- Green Eyes by Coldplay
- Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz
- Spare Me The Details by The Offspring
- Ladies Night by Kool & The Gang
- As If by Blaque

...Ah finally i have posted up a version of JeigaNet that i can finally be satisfied with. No longer will i endlessly search for a 'better version', skrying the web for better source code that i can manipulate. It is JeigaNet version 6, a manly version of the extremely female version 5, upgrading its code. all references are posted in the links section if you want to know who inspired me to create this blog. Finally this creative bloggy bloodlust has been sated. The only thing i would want to do with the design now is optimise its code and clean it up. Nothing too important.

My sister has pointed out something that quite suprised me. From reading my blog she thinks im quite a player! which is so amazingly untrue that i had to laugh my head off. She called me saying that she was worried that we were drifting apart and that i wasnt telling her the important stages in my life anymore. She thought this because she read my blog entry detailing my association with my friend Connie, and thought i had a mystery girlfriend and was totally in love with her and it was a major staging point in my life. Wow, a womans overdramatisation skill is outstanding.

For the record, Connie is a friend that i met over msn messenger. Meeting her in any other form is unfortunately virtually impossible, as she really does live in canada. We are both too finacially troubled for one of us to make the trip and see eachother personally. If that were possible, wow who knows, i might of had an extremely sensual affair by now, and had a fight with her 'gangsta' boyfriend. When the flirty stuff started happening, that long time ago, we had a realistic chat about what could be possible. Nothing but a bond of friendship was formed, and thats pretty much how it will stay forever more. She is unique in that she is the only person i know soley by interaction through the internet. For all i know she could be a horrendous and horny man, but i guess i'll take that risk and be her friend anyway.

K is also just a friend. We met in my first semester of uni and i guess a spark flew... i couldnt help it; she was a babe! though that only lasted roughly a day, until i turned her down for another girl. You'd think she would hate me but we've been friends ever since. We have dinners at Nando's followed by a movie. Her parents treat me like family, which is a great feeling because they too are very interesting and intellectual people. For my birthdays she gets me one book from the 'Tomorrow When The War Began' series, of which i have two now. This wont stop till i have all seven of them, so this ensues that we will be best friends for at least 7 years. I have yet to figure out a cunning plan to pay her back for all her kindness. She's just come back from a trip to thailand and she says she's brought me stuff. I really hope its not something too grand, that girl really is to nice sometimes.

Karen, just like the other two, is JUST A FRIEND. yes, when i first became her friend, when i first saw her miniskirts, when i first heard her accent, when i first smelled her perfume, i admit i was attracted. I mean, the girl is DAMN FYNE. she's had a baby and that usually changes what a girl looks like, but she's still DAMN FYNE. Miraculously though, my feelings have somehow just naturally changed. I've somehow just naturally accepted her new boyfriend into her life; i feel no threat or desire for competition... i am just happy being her friend. I can tell her to her face that she's sexy, though when i say it it feels as though im telling her as a gay man. And yo, i aint gay nigga wot. I love women. Women are pure mmmmm. Aaanyways, like K, i also feel Karen is a best friend. I recently became her 'hero' when i ordered her a pizza from the other side of auckland and got it delivered to her door. Being just a friend never felt so cool.

Although we are not actually cousins, Jodi and Vanesssa are considered FAMILY, regardless of how beautiful they are. And i can say that cos its pretty much the truth. You look at all their photo's and what do you see? two very cute asian girls. I know this, but somehow nothing in any fibre of my being acts upon this. Its just like they were born of my mothers womb and they grew up with me as my sisters. But you do tend to notice when people see us together and then afterwards give me an elbow nudge saying something like "Jei you lucky dog who are those two babes you were with?!?" - It almost makes you want to pretend, just for the macho trip you get from all your guy mates being impressed with you.But really, im not that stink.

Speaking of family, my grandma, mother and two sisters are obviously non-exixtent in the love section of my brain. They ARE family; nuff sed.

Some of the girls at my place of work are attractive, but most will always be pushed behind my force field of professionalism. I keep it real in the workplace, and love has no place in the aisles of my jobzone. I do not want girls to be freaking out and staying away from a weird flirty asian guy diggin deep for affection. So, basically its a common rule of thumb to keep the luv-luv in check within working hours. Its very rare for someone to threaten that barrier, probably the one who came closest was Karen.

Although this sounds ultimately crazy, for the last couple of months i havent seriously been checking out any girls at uni - Mad isnt it?!? i mean, uni is the years for sexually active boys to go wild! Not me i spose, i've been taking it pretty easy while i am there, though i spose there some additional external factors...

Well, i think that covers all major Feminalia in my life at the moment, or maybe at least all of whom i desire to talk about within the confines of this blog. As it shows i care about alot of women in my life, but thats only because of my deeply engrained vision of a perfect world, which i'll probably write about at a later date. The point is, that i am not a player, and all the girls i am close to are nothing much but friends.

man its late... as usual the only thing i've been able to write about is women. i swear theres something wrong with me aye...

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Taking it easy, and JeigaNet v5

My my i have been taking it slow...

The largest project of work i have done in recent times is this very blog: JeigaNet version 5. Finally i am away from the dull and monotonous blogger templates and have joined the ranks of the blogskins.com universe. The original blog template was created by a filipino girl (oooooooouu!! - wait a minute, i just visited her site - she's only 14; so no thankyou) named Kaila a.k.a SilentWhimpers. take a look at the original at http://www.blogskins.com/info.php?sid=43339

It is a beautiful template, and the code could be easily modified with a bit of tinkering. I know its majorly girly at the moment [DUDE THATS GIRLY!!], and also that it looks to much like (and thus reminds me of) Lian and her blog; But im currently designing a new background image that is still manga styles but a bit more 'manly':p mua ha ha i could use all the manliness i can get!

...and yeah i know Kaila said 'DO NOT ALTER MY CODE' but in my defence, i am at heart a piratical indo theif, and so from a deeply rooted sub-consious level i natually dont give a rats bottom about copyright infrigement. Its not my fault, im just genetically programmed that way - an besides, i think i made it that little bit more visually appealing, and i've still left the credit links to her site.

...but as the clock ticks by...

Yesterday i just lay on my bed and allowed my brain to slow to a halt. I skimmed magazines that i must have bought at least three years ago, and played music almost non-stop, all day. I felt really good when i spoke to Karen once again, one of the most trusted in my small circle of friends. It makes me wonder about all the other people i care about, that i've neglected to keep in contact with; such as Jin and K.

Jin will be alright, as he always is; with his 'meh' attitude to all the problems he seems to face. He'll work his way round any obstacle that gets in his way, or he'll just whack his way through them with his big black fists. As a friend though it feels as if we are at the start of two different paths, and eventually i wont be able to see him through the fog that is life. Although, that is just me being over-dramatic. He'd probaby conk me over the head, nod his head in dissapointment, give me that 'oh Jei you silly clown' look (like the one on his ID card) and do that "hmpf" thing that he does when someone is being a fool.

"A carefree life in the country"...

K is going to thailand within a matter of days, if not having gone already. as i said i havent spoken to her in a while, which i fel quite guilty about. The last kind of contact i recieved from her was an email with a picture of shrek getting a head-job... nuff sed. I might call her tonight and wish her farewell. Sometimes, although i am as close to her as i would be to Karen, she doesnt tell me some of the problems she has, unless that problem makes her feel so at un-ease that she cant contain and it blurts out. She says that sometimes she worries that i'll be dissapointed in the choices she's made, like i'll look down on her. Quite the opposite really, as in my opinion i've been the one who feels like less of a person and keeps K and her family at arms length with but shadows of the truth, rather than the big picture.

"I wish i could tell you... aww never mind"

I havent done ANYTHING in the last couple of days... i still havent planned what im going to be doing for the next 6 months - should i stay at uni or split off and try half a year of full time work? I guess the major motivational point for that decision will be my grades for the semester that just finished. I've got one - Internet and Website Development 2 - and i passed! but the other two were the harder of the three so i'll wait for those before i make a decision.

I have to go now, but before i go i just want to say this - "Leni, my beloved elder sister, i have missed you so. please may you and C-Unit visit us soon, your family wants to remember your face. Much love from lil' bro Jei"

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Mace Windu; The Black Man

[Mace] - why am i the only black jedi on the jedi council? Aint nobody else in here black; and if ya'll black yo got a bone in the middle of yo 'ead...why dont ya'll throw some cotton balls around on the ground n' let me 'practice' for yo masta yoda?

[yoda] - ...what?...

[mace] - All ya'll slaaaave owners!

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[vader] - i thought you'd be better!

[mace] - and i thought you'd be taller!

[vader] - touche!

Monday, June 13, 2005

oh no...

im in trouble... there's no way out but through.
i keep doing this to myself; i will never learn.
i dont know if i can keep this up anymore.

i keep having this dream, that i run away; run away from everything...
start anew, where no-one knows me, and i know no-one.
and learn - all by myself.

i wish i wasnt so stupid these couple of weeks.
im hurting myself way too much.
what am i going to do?

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Jodi's Birthday Pictures :)





Happy Birthday Jodi!






Jodi with Me and one of Jodi's mates Siem






Jel and Vanessa with Jodi!
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