Failed artistic skill...

Oh bumsy poo...
im not a very good blog design person.

i just cant decide on how its supposed to look, and i cant get the code to work right every time i make a new design.

look at the two temporary JeigaNet templates that i've made. note that theres no links back to JeigaNet so just click the back button on your browser:

Prototype 1
Prototype 2

if you have any ideas, please tell me, cos im really at a loss.

What is the sound a mongoose makes?

Look out for this space when i write about one of the most weirdest spectaculouso girls i have ever met - Fia the Kooky-Mama!

MONGOOSE - a member of the Herpestidae family, which are small, cat-like carnivores. They are found in Asia, Africa, the Caribbean, and southern Europe in more than thirty species, ranging between one and four feet in length. Mongooses feed on insects, crabs, worms, lizards, and other small creatures (as well as eggs and sometimes fruits), but they are best known for their ability to fight and kill venomous snakes such as the cobra (ophiophagy). They are fairly intelligent and can be taught simple tricks, so they are often kept as pets to protect the home from vermin.

FIA - [to be continued, a work in progress]

Im an IDIOT!!

AAAAAAARGH i totally screwed up my blog template!!
what the hell is wrong with me AAAAAAARGH!!

what have i done what have i dont what have i done....
it looks soo yucky now!!

[sob]

'T.O.Y' means "Thinking Of You"...

I have a friend - Her name is Constance a.k.a Connie.
She lives in Pickering, Ontario, Canada.
We met on msn messenger.
Im her number two - though honestly i reckon i should be number three.

Dont know what im talking about? well thats good - because i like to have deep friendships built up in a world of our design, where no-one else knows the lingo better than the two in question.

Thats probably why i fail to communicate well in group social agenda's... oh well, more homework for me.

Anyways, I just wanna say "Hey Connie! i care about you!"
I'll email you later :)

Digital communication - its a wonderful thing; but downright frustrating when you have an argument with someone!!

NOTE to Candice: Are you trying to corrupt me?!?

Best friends 0.5 - The White Thai

Keep updated in this space, as sooner or later i will describe to you my friend 0.5, who combines with Karen to make my 1 Best friend - Kristie; otherwise known as 'K', The White Thai ;p

Look for my tale about karen earlier on in the blog.

PEACE!!

...Kristie was scary - that was my first impression anywho... [TBC]

Best Friends 0.5 - The Chilean

Watch this space in the near future as I tell all about one of my closest and dearest friends - Karen a.k.a 'The Chilean' (now now, no full names; i wont risk using her proper name and getting her in trouble with net perverts).

Karen at first glance was a little girl, no more than 14 years old, shyly starting her first day at work. She didnt talk much, so at the end of the day i decided to get some info out of her - you know, the basics... "Hey how ya doin? what was your name again?...oh right, so how was your first day?... oh cool i hope the customers weren't too rude... ha ha ha..." Later on i learnt that she thought i was 'the sweetest guy' for being so nice to her ;p

She was really nice, and for some strange reason i found it easy to talk to her - very odd cos it was a time when i was practically ex-comm from nearly all girls, and it was quite an age gap! Being 18 i always had friends older than me - being able to hold a conversation with a 14 year old was soo strange....?!?

...So we became work buddies, getting in little chats, passing eachother through the store, laughing as she tried to pass messages over the speakerphone, and having to be very careful not to knock her out while pushing trolleys through the heavy storeroom doors (believe me it came aweful close on many occasions!)

Close after that i found out she had a boyfriend, and in my mind i thought "aaaww, what a cute litte kiddy couple they must be"; a little puppy-love, bubble-gum pop relationship was how i imagined it... how wrong was i! when he came to pick her up after work, i was disgusted! - the dude towered over her; this chunky white dude that looked at the very least my age - what a paedophile! (in my world, 18+ year olds should have the skills to get girls their own age, not prey on little baby-kids like Karen)

This dude's (i like calling him that because someone once told me that 'dude' means 'donkey penis' - tee hee) name was Kayle; and in the future he proved to be one of the few people i dislike just as much, or even more, than my blood brother Prakosa Ikari. Believe me, you have to be quite a biatch to get to that level. I dislike my brother with a passion... grrrrrrrr....

But ahem...thats another story for another time. moving along...

It was inevitable, with Kayle being such a 'dude', that Karen would realise that she's too good for this guy, and they split apart... but she had very difficult times with this and i always tried to help where i could.

after that, we started talking after work, sitting in the car park, waiting for someone to take her home, and we really started getting along... a little TOO well - at least more than i'd prefer from a friendship between an 18 year old guy and a 14 year old girl. It was freaking me out, so i started backing out. When she realised what was making me hesitate so much, the truth finally came out:

"Jei... how old do you think i am?"
"Well c'mon, its not too hard to tell - 14/15 tops; right?"
[shocked expression ensues]
"JEI! im 19!!"

WTF?!? total disbelief man. gazuukes, the girl was older than me! I thought to demand that she show me her drivers liscence, but i thought not to be soo rude. This girl must be getting all her vitamins and minerals, she looked soo young!

It all started coming to me... thats why i could speak to her easier than most... she always spoke in such a way that was a bit too mature for a 14 year old... she knows too much stuff about... stuff... ooooooooooooohh [lightbulb] ;p

It became easier and easier to talk to her after that. But in a twist of fate, it wasnt to last very long.

It was confirmed. Karen was leaving the workplace. Another 'Kayle' thing...grrrrrrr... we exchanged phone numbers to keep in touch and she gave me a hug before she left with her momma.

this hug... it felt strange... i hadnt felt that kind of thing in an exceptionally long time. My mindset changed, my eyes re-focused... all of a sudden, Karen has mysteriously turned... cute?!?

thank god she was 19! if she really was 14, i'd be chopping my own balls off by now! JEI you sinful paedophile. I am God and i have come to take away your naughty second brain. SHA-ZAAM!!

[sigh] dude, Cupid had unvieled my new crush to me. Not good! we are just friends! Hey you! what the hell are you standing up for?!? sit back down FOOL!!... gotta shut this down, shut it down, shut it down...

It finally did shut down, but my gosh, it did take quite some time; a couple of months in the least. We had gone through alot by then, and she was fast becoming one of my most trusted friends. I remember that fateful day, that cold night at the bus stop... i tried something knew - I was totally honest with her, cos i knew that alot of boys had been real bastard-liars to her in the past (thats the thing with being a girls best friend - they tell you EVERYTHING). It was extremely hard, and i was stupid, but at least i had the balls to say what i had to say, and it worked out in the end, as we are still friends till this very day.

Karen has this awesome, musical personality, and looks at the world in such a way that totally bewilders me. She see's the light where i am shrouded in darkness. Her emotional knowledge and life-experiences totally consume any of the small melodrama's i've had in life - she knows and has seen so much more of this world than i have ever known.

Luke, another boy, has seen the beauty within Karen, and they now live together on the East side. He's no Kayle, so thats enough for me to be happy for them both. A couple of months ago the angels from up above delivered Karen and Luke a special little package, in the form of Lucy Belle, their darling new born child. I hear she has extremely cool blue eyes, like her father.

It costs soo much to see Karen nowdays, since we live on opposite sides of the city; But tomorrow (20th April '05) im am going to take the journey to their house, to see them once again. if she hasnt seen it by tonight, i'll show her this story and test the accuracy. see you then Karen!

and Luke just in case - NO i do not like Karen anymore! I know my place and i like it there, there's a whole lot less stress! Karen is soo yours sonny jim! look after her, she's very cool!

PS. did i tell you? she's south american!! WOWEE i cant believe i forgot to mention that - i'll tell you about south americans (or spanish people generally) and Filipino's later :p

How To Know If You Play Too Much Tekken

tee hee, i got this from my friend Jin:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE PLAYING TOO MUCH TEKKEN WHEN...

-somebody challenges you to a fist fight and you wiggle your thumbs to warm up

-someone asks what time it is and you answer "8 frames to 3 o'clock..."

-your friends have pet dogs and you have a bear... with pink bracelets

-you sing "put your LK in, put your LK out..."

-you tell someone to "1+2" instead of telling them to "use both hands"

-you find it weird that kangaroos in the zoo aren't wearing boxing gloves

-you always stay away from walls

-someone says "please step aside" and your thumbs instinctively twitch

-you duck when someone hugs you

-your girlfriend asks how your day was and you say "I PULLED OFF A 77-DAMAGE JUGGLE!"

-you got arthritis and play anyway

-you ask for your paycheck to be paid in quarters.

-You think some people look like tekken characters.

-You have the urge to do Heihachi's d4 on people in real life.

-You name your kids after Tekken characters

-you go home and "practice" tekken on your ps2 after spending the whole day playing tekken at the local arcade

-You've wasted an entire bottle of mousse trying to make your hair stand up like Paul's.

-You watch a Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan movie and say "Hey, that guy looks like Law/Lei!"

-You currently own the Tekken movie.

-You tried to find a place that sells those chaps with built-in belts that Hwoarang wears.

-You scream "Dorya!" as you swing in any sport

-You kick school girls on the shin because you think they'll go into phoenix.

-You tell someone to stop by saying "Fuleeeze!"

-You go to the customization screen in the home version of Tekken 5 to see Anna's boobs jiggle.

-You get into a fight, try to do Kuma's Fart of Doom, and kill your social life.

-you're children are twins named Anna and Nina...and they're boys...but you play tekken way too much that you don't care

JeigaNet's future new look

Ahaa! I've just figured out how to manipulate the images from www.blogskins.com. I actually CAN have my own design, thanks to hyperdisc and bravenet... tee hee hee - you'll like the new design when it comes up

Religious 101: What is a Pope?

Due to the recent death of the Pope, i thought i'd get more of a clarification as to what the Pope actually represents to people of faith:

"...The Pope is the Catholic bishop and patriarch of Rome, and head of Roman Catholic Church and the Eastern Catholic Churches. In addition to this spiritual role, the Pope is also head of the independent, sovereign State of the Vatican City, a city-state entirely surrounded by the city of Rome..."

"...In Catholicism, the Pope is supposed to be Christ's representative on earth. He is the alleged, visible successor of Peter..."

"...word originates from the word father, ie: 'papa'..."

Did anyone watch 'End of Days' with Arnold Schwarzenegger? I thought that for a religious-themed movie it was pretty cool to watch. It shows us in a mild sense how the Devil really is the 'great deciever' and how he/she can bring the worst out of us. The Pope (an actor, not the actual Pope) was also in the movie, and he sounded like a very wise and just religious leader, which is why i mention the movie.

Im really sick of these 'Crazed and prejudiced fanatic' religious leaders like the taliban and that Brian Tamaki guy (Destiny Church). Im sure their are some out there that are good and pure. Jesus and Muhammad be proud of us...

Are their any other good religious-themed movies out there? NOT Passion Of The Christ - I watched that with a catholic friend and it was horrible; She almost cried and honestly i can't blame her. Maybe constantine??

Oh nooo...

What have i done?

I may have messed up the only part of my life that i like at the moment...

i've got to get home. now.

AAAAAAARGH!!

Im losing my dang mind!

i've been spending soo much time thinking up different ways of making this blog thing better; what tha hell am i doing!

might include some favourite things about my blood origins - the piratical realms of indonesia.

But first! my programming test this friday. AAAAARGH study

[kicks himself out of the blog]

JeigaTransit file upload test: